We got so high we made milksteak
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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