How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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