Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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