Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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