If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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