i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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