so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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