I cockslap morals
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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