It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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