So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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