hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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