with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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