walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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