Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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