She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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