I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
