just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...