We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize