normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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