Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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