His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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