your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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