no, he came in my armpit
i just google imaged poop.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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