I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Randomize
