Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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