Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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