Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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