and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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