You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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