There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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