So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
