is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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