How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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