yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
We have started to decorate penises.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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