North Korea, Best Korea!
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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