Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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