It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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