the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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