I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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