If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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