normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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