David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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