Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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