Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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