we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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