3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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