I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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