But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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