So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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