I'm drive I can fine osifer
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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