The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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