I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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