32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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