can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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